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#491
02-18-2012, 06:20 PM
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I Drive A Porsche
What they really think.....
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#492
02-18-2012, 07:27 PM
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Tony,
That made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. Thanks for sharing.
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#493
02-18-2012, 07:35 PM
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Hahahaha awesome.
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#494
02-18-2012, 09:25 PM
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That is my new desktop!
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http://vimeo.com/29896988 “Those that can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire. "There is grandeur in this view of life...." Darwin. The mountains are calling and I must go. “The earth has music for those who listen” Shakespeare. You Matter. (Until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy) “We’ve got lots of theories, we just don’t have the evidence’.
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#495
02-18-2012, 09:27 PM
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comes in your flavor of Porsche ...
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#496
02-18-2012, 09:41 PM
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Where is the rusty 912 version?
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http://vimeo.com/29896988 “Those that can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire. "There is grandeur in this view of life...." Darwin. The mountains are calling and I must go. “The earth has music for those who listen” Shakespeare. You Matter. (Until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy) “We’ve got lots of theories, we just don’t have the evidence’.
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#497
02-18-2012, 10:25 PM
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This one just for Jazz...
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#498
02-18-2012, 10:51 PM
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Too funny!!!
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#500
02-21-2012, 08:21 AM
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One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat
soma breakfast. Iwanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her i wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch. Later i go to eat soma lunch at Drake restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her i wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So i go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on the bed. I calla the manager and tella him i wanna sheit. He tellsa me to go to the toilet. So i say you no understand, i wanna sheit on the bed. He say you better not sheit on the bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know tha man and he call me sonna ma bitch. I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch. I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!
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